I'm Isabel
You can call me that or Bella. Doesn't matter.
Just don't call me Iz
This blog has no theme
I post whatever I feel like
I like to think I'm a lady
I'm pretty much the polar opposite of "chill"

 

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

nfinitplsr:

We can talk tomorrow sir." "No, what is it?" [Pauses Porn]

OMG THIS SCENE

(Source: rooneyymaraa)

bombasticunicorn:

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

HOLY SHIT THO

bombasticunicorn:

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

HOLY SHIT THO

nfinitplsr:

teysa-orzhov-rules-lawyer:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

I hope that when he’s done in DC he gets a job at comedy central, our nation’s most reliable news network.

He is such a sass cat

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is:

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything